A big time investment banker parked his brand-new Ferrari in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a van passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The investment banker immediately grabbed his BlackBerry smart phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a police officer pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the investment banker started screaming hysterically.
His Ferrari, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined.
When the investment banker finally stopped from his ranting and raving, the police officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I cannot believe how materialistic you are," the police officer said."You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the investment banker.
The police officer replied, "don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the van hit you."
"My God!", screamed the investment banker. "My Rolex!" :)
Happy April Fool's Day!
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